You're probably wondering what that was all about.
What, oh, the kissing and everything?
Nah, women do that to me all the time.
Yeah, okay, the thing is, I kind of told my father we got back together again.
What? Why?
Well, you're the first guy he's ever really approved of, you know?
You're a scientist who went to college and you don't have a neck tattoo,
or outstanding warrants or... Or a baby.
What kind of guys did you use to go out with?
Just guys.
Anyway, when I told him we split up, he was heartbroken,
and he kept bugging me,
"How's Leonard?" "Why can't you get back together with Leonard?"
"I bet Leonard never tipped a cow over on himself."
So to get him off my back, I told him we worked things out.
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